Please Don’t Be My Valentine
My tune hasn’t changed since last year (remember 50 Shades of Vomit). Seriously the worst holiday of the year. I think the most exciting part of Valentine’s Day this year is the 30th Anniversary re-release of Pretty in Pink in select (boo) theaters. It will ONLY be showing on Feb 14th and Feb 17th but it’s about the only thing I really want to do that day. I am happy to forgo the cheesy cards, crappy flowers, and silly gifts but for those who are head over heels on this day, here are some gifts that will sure to make your partner go ga ga!
THE ULTIMATE MIX TAPE
Back in the day, my go to gift to give was a mix tape. I would spend hours compiling my favorite tunes in just the right order. Now enter the USB Mix Tape and Case which is a modern take on the old cassette tape. You can store up to 900 minutes of high quality music. Just plug it into a PC or MAC and store either MP3 or other file types. When you’ve finished creating your ideal mix and added it to the USB stick, place it back in the tape style gift pack. Write down your tracks and seal it with a K.I.S.S. $19.95
LOUBOUTIN'S RED PEEP TOE
No women in their right mind is going to be sad to see a Louboutin box. These hot new red peep toe Louies are the perfect Valentine’s Day shoes. Just think about it – a pair of these shoes and some sexy lingerie (see below) – it will be the best $845 you ever spent!
Speaking of Lingerie, we can go a few ways here… VERY SEXY, SEXY OR CUTE. Victoria’s Secret is my go to this year for sexy since they cover the gamut and the prices aren’t crazy. This can also be a gift for him! Because, truthfully, this is all they really want anyway.
FISHNET & LACE SEXY COMBO
A mix of fishnet and lace makes this ensemble hotter than hot!
Fishnet & Lace Push Up Bra – $59.50 – $62.50
Fishnet & Lace Garter Belt – $32.00
Fishnet & Lace Thong Panty – $18.50
FLORAL LACE BRA & PANTIES
Victoria Secret’s most heavenly push up bra and matching cheekini panty. The supersoft cup lining and straps make it comfy, while the pretty lace won’t show under clothes.
Boheme Lace Push Up Bra – $59.50-$62.50 (depending on size)
Floral Lace Cheekini Panty – $16.50
The two sets below are more my speed, what can I say…
SATIN & EYELASH LACE CAMI & SHORT SET
High-neck cami and a tempting little short, both in smooth satin with touches of eyelash lace. $52.00
WILDFOX "YOU LOOKIN FOR ME" CAMI SET
Wildfox’s adorable pajama set features a cute, camisole tank with a scoop neck, adjustable straps and ‘You Lookin For Me’ across the front. The short shorts have a drawstring waist, ruffled hem with a heart graphic on the back.
MEN'S HEART BOXER BRIEFS
Heart Printed Boxer Briefs (depending on size of his package – although probably not a place you want to save money)
Maybe he can pair those hottie briefs with a pair of these special Timberlands
If you are loving the Timberland Boots – only 2,016 pairs were made and they are ONLY available in Foot Locker & Champ Stores in CANADA (but you can buy them online).
Jewelry is tough thing to buy your lovey but here are a few items that may go over well…
PERSONALIZED CUFF BRACELET
Stack them!!! Each dainty Cuff Bracelet can be inscribed with your own words! 14k Gold Fill, Sterling Silver or Rose Gold Fill. $36 each
CHOPARD HEART BRACELET
This timeless Chopard bracelet in 18k rose gold shines with a pair of beautiful hearts: a large heart with reconstituted coral at one end and a small heart housing one of Chopard’s celebrated moving diamonds at the other, in a sparkling celebration of love. $3,050.
Poom Fine Jewelry, Azlee & has exquisite jewelry that is perfect for Valentine’s day if you are willing to fork over some dough(at least for the first three pieces)!
POOM 14k Rose Gold Diamond heart lariat necklace – $3300
POOM 14k Rose Gold and Diamond heart necklace – $4000
Azlee 18K Rose Gold, White Gold or Gold Choker – $5600-6350
Carved bone heart necklace on 20″ cord – $18
AND FOR THE COOK….
HEART MEASURING SPOONS
Add a little love with these fun heart-shaped measuring tools. Measuring spoons set includes 1 tablespoon, 1 teaspoon, 1/2 teaspoon and 1/4 teaspoon
SUGAR RUSH CUSTOM COOKIES
Sugar Rush has adorable Custom Cookies that are nut free! (call for pricing) and this Perfect little tackle box filled with tons of yummy goodies $18
HEART UMBRELLA
Here’s to making rain a romantic experience! She will think of you every time rain falls from the sky with this heart shaped umbrella.
VALENTINE'S DAY CLEAN MAKEUP SETS
I LOVE these Beautycounter gift sets. My favorite CLEAN Lips, Mini and Face Collections around.
Best of Mini Set is the perfect travel companion for your next romantic break, pairing their antioxidant-rich Clean Everyday Shampoo and Rinse Everyday Conditioner with their essential oil-loaded Wash Everyday Bodywash. Plus, they’ve included their moisture meets multi-purpose favorite, the Lustro Face Oil 2, and packed all these safe mini must-haves in a chic cosmetics bag. $56
Best of Face collection— packaged in a bright red gift box. Included with everyone’s favorite Nourishing Cleansing Balm, is the soothing and calming Rosewater Spray for stressed-out skin (my favorite after yoga) and their Lustro Face Oil 2 that harnesses the hydrating powers of pure jasmine for a radiant complexion. $110
Best of Lips collection, pairs the hydrating Lip Sheer in Scarlet, in classic red, with their moisturizing Lip Gloss in Opal that offers a satiny finish to color. Comes already giftable in a branded black gift bag. $48
LOLO MAKEUP BAGS
This cute little white pouch features a zip top closure and works perfectly as a coin case or mini make-up case. Toss in a lip gloss and a credit card and this little bag is ready to go. $28
The large cosmetic case is anything but a basic cosmetic bag! The roomy interior holds all of your beauty supplies, complete with inside mesh zip pocket to hold all of your smaller essentials $60
100 FARM FRESH ROSES
100 Fresh Farm roses delivered to her door? Why not. Although I would puke if these came to my door (#ihateredroses), these would definitely make your girl smile from ear to ear.
That’s a wrap! Happy Vile Day! Enjoy your one night of guaranteed sex!
XX
p.s. Looking to maybe getaway… Here are some Valentine’s Day Hot Spots that will be sure to make for an incredible weekend : VALENTINE’S GETAWAY PART 1, VALENTINE’S GETAWAY PART 2 – Don’t forget to contact me for booking so I can arrange all your special amenities including early check-in, upgrades, spa credits and daily free breakfast!! YOUR TRAVEL ADVISOR!
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