The Toilet Paper Diaries….

I have this issue. I actually have had this issue for 12 years. This is it:

Yes that is my bathroom, that is my toilet paper and that is the toilet paper roll ON TOP OF THE EMPTY ONE! 12 years I have been asking for one tiny little favor. “Sweetheart, Can you please change the roll?” If you got up to get the roll and put it down, does it really take that much more effort to actually swap it out? Does it? APPARENTLY IT DOES!!! WTF. EVERY SINGLE TIME. Is it me?  I really don’t think I ask for much. But for gods sake, how did I become the sole toilet paper roll changer? I didn’t sign that dotted line when we got married. I sure as hell do not remember asking for that job nor would I ever want it. So forgive me for venting but I am hoping and praying there will be a day, in my near future, that I will not have to witness the new roll on top of the used one. Thank you.