The Golden JJ

What’s the hottest rage at the moment? Why, darling it is the Golden JJ (aka – vajayjay) “What’s that?” you ask.  It is only the least talked about but most happening plastic surgery. Yes, the tightening of the vagina (mouth on the floor, I know).

The definition I got from a friend goes something like this “Ladies who want to entrap their men. Girls that usually grew up very poor and worked their way up to marry a man who has some money. They get the taste of the good life, want more, so they get divorced, take some of their settlement money and get double d fake boobs, lipo, etc. After that they get their JJ tightened with either some gold or diamonds. She lures in husband number 2 and goes right for the kill. She has NO time to waste. Normally these men are in their late 50’s, 60’s, 70’s and sometimes 80’s! Many of these ladies look like they have seen too much of Dr. Plastic.

However the men love it because their 1st, 2nd wives were frigid, nagging, annoying and boring. These Golden JJ’s do things to these men they never dreamed of.

I know that was a lot to take in. Take a deep breath and lets discuss. The surgery basically is to make it like before you had children or in layman’s term a facelift for the vagina. It is called vaginoplasty or vagina rejuvenation.  You have the option after of tattooing gold flecks or to bedazzle(or vajazzale) how you see fit.

Personally, I want to vomit from writing this article (no offense to peeps who have had their vagina tightened). I just do not understand why someone would want to undergo such a ridiculous surgery. Lipo, yes. Boobs, yes. nose job, yes, but vagina?? Enlighten me because I am at a loss here…I am not so sure I agree with my friends definition but I am also not sure I agree with the procedure itself.

Thoughts?